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Post by tia on Sept 11, 2007 19:08:56 GMT
> > > > A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order > > > > > > The "Chicken > > > > > > Surprise." The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded > > > > > > Cast iron pot. > > > > > > Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot > > > > > > Rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking > > > > > > Around before the lid slams back down. > > > > > > "Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband. He hasn't, so > > > > > > She asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it > > > > > > And again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking > > > > > > Around before it slams down again. Rather perturbed, he calls the > > > > > > Waiter over, explains what is happening and demands an > > > > > > Explaination. "Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?" > > > > > > The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise." > > > > > > > > > > > > You're going to love this.................. > > > > > > You're going to hate yourself for loving this! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Ah! So solly," says the waiter, "I bring you Peeking Duck!" > > > > > >
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Post by bluebelle on Sept 11, 2007 21:19:29 GMT
oh dear - i feel ashamed for laughing at that one lol!! ;D your having a run on chinese jokes today arent you tia! ;D
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Post by v8kate on Sept 11, 2007 21:21:38 GMT
Oh dear! ;D
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Post by gaylec on Sept 17, 2007 12:17:13 GMT
You dont know how true this is Tia, believe me lol..
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Post by haltnotsquare on Sept 17, 2007 20:40:50 GMT
*groans*
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