Post by tia on Sept 11, 2007 19:07:07 GMT
Here are 12 of the finest double-entendres that were aired on
> British TV & Radio
>
>
>
>
> 1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is
>
> Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was
>
> amazing!'
>
>
>
>
> 2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it
>
> when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'
>
>
>
>
> 3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a
>
> lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'
>
>
>
>
> 4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah,
>
> isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the
> Cox
>
> of the Oxford crew.'
>
>
>
>
> 5. USPGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold
>
> Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife
>
> takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god!!!!! What have
> I
>
> just said?!!!!'
>
>
>
>
> 6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time
>
> Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'
>
>
>
>
> 7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to
>
> have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So
> Bob,
>
> where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did
> HE
>
> have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were
>
> laughing so hard!
>
>
>
>
> 8. Steve Ryder covering the USMasters: 'Ballesteros felt much
>
> better today after a 69 yesterday.'
>
>
>
>
> 9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North
>
> said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold
> night
>
> like this.'
>
>
>
>
> 10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:
>
> 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he
> gets.'
>
>
>
>
> 11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a
>
> male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage
> remarked:
>
> They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only
> come
>
> In his shorts.'
>
>
>
>
> 12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie
>
> Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks
> Nick
>
> likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'
>
>
> British TV & Radio
>
>
>
>
> 1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is
>
> Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was
>
> amazing!'
>
>
>
>
> 2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it
>
> when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'
>
>
>
>
> 3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a
>
> lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'
>
>
>
>
> 4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah,
>
> isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the
> Cox
>
> of the Oxford crew.'
>
>
>
>
> 5. USPGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold
>
> Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife
>
> takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god!!!!! What have
> I
>
> just said?!!!!'
>
>
>
>
> 6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time
>
> Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'
>
>
>
>
> 7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to
>
> have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So
> Bob,
>
> where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did
> HE
>
> have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were
>
> laughing so hard!
>
>
>
>
> 8. Steve Ryder covering the USMasters: 'Ballesteros felt much
>
> better today after a 69 yesterday.'
>
>
>
>
> 9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North
>
> said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold
> night
>
> like this.'
>
>
>
>
> 10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:
>
> 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he
> gets.'
>
>
>
>
> 11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a
>
> male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage
> remarked:
>
> They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only
> come
>
> In his shorts.'
>
>
>
>
> 12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie
>
> Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks
> Nick
>
> likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'
>
>