Post by Lavender on Sept 10, 2007 11:39:14 GMT
> > >>A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course,
> > >>the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of
> > >>the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I
> > >>warned you to be careful!
> > >>Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize, and see how
> > >>much your lousy drive is going to cost us." So the couple walked up to
> >
> > >>the house and knocked on the door.
> > >>A warm voice said, "Come on in."
> > >>When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was
> >
> > >>all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side
> > >>Near the broken window.
> > >>A large black man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people
> > >>that broke my window?"
> > >>"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
> > >>"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see,
> > >>i'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand
> > >>years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes.
> >
> > >>I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last
> >one for myself."
> > >>"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and
> > >>blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my
> > >>life."
> > >>"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do.
> >
> > >>And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life! And now you, young lady,
> > >>what do you want?" the genie asked.
> > >>"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every
> > >>country in the world," she said.
> > >>"Consider it done, "the genie said. "And your homes will always be
> > >>safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
> > >>"And now," the couple asked in unison, "What's your wish, genie?"
> > >>"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a
> > >>woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your
> > >>wife."
> > >>The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both
> >
> > >>now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
> > >>She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're
> >right.
> > >>Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about
> > >>you,honey?"
> > >>"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the same
> > >>for you!"
> > >>So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of
> > >>the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.
> > >>After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and
> > >>looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your
> >husband?"
> > >>"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
> > >>"No Kidding." he said, "Thirty-five years old and both of you still
> > >>believe in genies?
> > >>the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of
> > >>the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I
> > >>warned you to be careful!
> > >>Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize, and see how
> > >>much your lousy drive is going to cost us." So the couple walked up to
> >
> > >>the house and knocked on the door.
> > >>A warm voice said, "Come on in."
> > >>When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was
> >
> > >>all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side
> > >>Near the broken window.
> > >>A large black man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people
> > >>that broke my window?"
> > >>"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
> > >>"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see,
> > >>i'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand
> > >>years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes.
> >
> > >>I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last
> >one for myself."
> > >>"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and
> > >>blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my
> > >>life."
> > >>"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do.
> >
> > >>And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life! And now you, young lady,
> > >>what do you want?" the genie asked.
> > >>"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every
> > >>country in the world," she said.
> > >>"Consider it done, "the genie said. "And your homes will always be
> > >>safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
> > >>"And now," the couple asked in unison, "What's your wish, genie?"
> > >>"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a
> > >>woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your
> > >>wife."
> > >>The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both
> >
> > >>now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
> > >>She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're
> >right.
> > >>Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about
> > >>you,honey?"
> > >>"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the same
> > >>for you!"
> > >>So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of
> > >>the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.
> > >>After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and
> > >>looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your
> >husband?"
> > >>"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
> > >>"No Kidding." he said, "Thirty-five years old and both of you still
> > >>believe in genies?