Post by tia on Aug 29, 2007 18:45:25 GMT
Girls
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> 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
>(because they are plugged into a genius)
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>2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX?
>(they don't have enough time)
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>3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
>(they don't stop to ask directions)
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>4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
>(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)
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>5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
>(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
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>6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
>(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
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>7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
>(I don't know....it's never happened)
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> 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
>(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
>
>
> 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
>(because they are plugged into a genius)
>
>2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX?
>(they don't have enough time)
>
>3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
>(they don't stop to ask directions)
>
>4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
>(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)
>
>5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
>(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
>
>6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
>(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
>
>7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
>(I don't know....it's never happened)
>
>
>
> 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
>(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
>
