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Post by tia on Aug 9, 2007 13:58:02 GMT
Three women who were friends in high school have returned to >>their hometown to attend their 45th reunion and have lunch together. >>Their talk turns to their position in life, and there's a lot of >>one-upmanship going on. >> >>The first woman says, >>"My husband is taking me to the French >>Riviera for two weeks," and then looks at the others with a superior >>demeanor. >> >>The second woman says, >> "Well, my husband just bought me a new >>Mercedes." and looks about with considerable pride. >> >>The third woman says, >>"Well, to be perfectly honest with you, we >>don't have much money and we don't have any material possessions, >>but 13 canaries can stand shoulder to shoulder on my husband's erect >>thingy." >> >> >>After a long silence, the first woman looks shame-faced and says, >>"Girls, >>I've got a confession to make. I was just trying to impress you. >>We're not really going to the French Riviera, we re going to my >>parent's house for two weeks." >> >>The second woman says, "Your honesty has shamed me. To be honest, >> my husband didn't buy me a Mercedes, he bought me a Taurus." >> >> >> >>"Well," the third woman says, "I also have a confession to make. >>Canary number 13 has to stand on one leg." >
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