Post by tia on Jul 19, 2007 19:24:43 GMT
>>An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one
>>cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are
>>freezing cold."
>>
>>The mother replied "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will
>>warm them up."
>>
>>The daughter did - and her hands warmed up.
>>
>>The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said,
>>"My hands are freezing cold."
>>
>>The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body
>>will warm them up."
>>
>>He did and warmed his hands.
>>
>>The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the
>>daughter.
>>
>>He said, "My nose is cold."
>>
>>The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body
>>will warm it up." He did and warmed his nose.
>>The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and
>>he said, "My thingy is frozen solid."
>>
>>The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her
>>mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a
>>thingy?"
>>
>>Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?"
>>
>>The daughter replies, "They make one hell of a mess when they
>>defrost, don't they?"
>>cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are
>>freezing cold."
>>
>>The mother replied "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will
>>warm them up."
>>
>>The daughter did - and her hands warmed up.
>>
>>The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said,
>>"My hands are freezing cold."
>>
>>The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body
>>will warm them up."
>>
>>He did and warmed his hands.
>>
>>The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the
>>daughter.
>>
>>He said, "My nose is cold."
>>
>>The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body
>>will warm it up." He did and warmed his nose.
>>The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and
>>he said, "My thingy is frozen solid."
>>
>>The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her
>>mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a
>>thingy?"
>>
>>Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?"
>>
>>The daughter replies, "They make one hell of a mess when they
>>defrost, don't they?"
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