Post by skylark on Jul 18, 2007 16:21:23 GMT
A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades whileon vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoesin the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendorswere asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one ofthe shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, "Well then, maybe I'll justgo out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!" The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don'tyou goon and give it a try?"
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots thesame young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidlytoward her. With lightning reflexes, the blonde takes aim, shoots the creatureand hauls it up onto the slippery bank.
Nearby were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blonde struggles mightily and manages to flip the 'gator on to its back. Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration : "sh!t! This one's barefoot, too!"
Mossy
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one ofthe shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, "Well then, maybe I'll justgo out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!" The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don'tyou goon and give it a try?"
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots thesame young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidlytoward her. With lightning reflexes, the blonde takes aim, shoots the creatureand hauls it up onto the slippery bank.
Nearby were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blonde struggles mightily and manages to flip the 'gator on to its back. Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration : "sh!t! This one's barefoot, too!"
Mossy
