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Post by skylark on Jul 10, 2007 23:06:30 GMT
Subject: SUNDAY MORNING SEX Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even... Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued..... "He'd still be alive if the bl**dy ice-cream van hadn't come along". Mossy
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Post by Janekiln on Jul 10, 2007 23:07:30 GMT
LOL!!! Thats hilarous
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Post by kj on Jul 11, 2007 13:15:56 GMT
Very good !!
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Post by v8kate on Jul 11, 2007 13:36:31 GMT
;D ;D ;D
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Post by Emma! on Jul 17, 2007 20:58:45 GMT
lol!
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Post by haltnotsquare on Jul 23, 2007 22:07:38 GMT
Fab!!
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Post by bluebelle on Jul 23, 2007 22:09:49 GMT
haha! class ;D
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