Post by tia on Jul 10, 2007 18:57:35 GMT
> A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at
> work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend
> when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the
> driveway.
>
> "Oh My God! Hurry! Grab your clothes," she yelled to her
> lover, "and jump out the window. My husband's home early!"
>
> "I can't jump out the window!" came the strangled reply from
> beneath the sheets. "It's raining out there!"
>
> "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she
> replied. "He's got a very quick temper and a very large gun!
> The rain is the least of your problems!"
>
> So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and
> jumps out the window! As he began running down the street in the
> pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the
> middle of the town's annual marathon. So he started running
> along beside the others, about 300 of them. Being naked, with his
> clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to "blend in" as best
> he could. It wasn't that effective!
>
> After a little while, a small group of runners, who had been
> studying him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
>
> "Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.
>
> "Oh, yes!" he replied, gasping for air. "It feels so
> wonderfully free having the air blow over all your skin while you're
> running."
>
> Another runner moved alongside. "Do you always run carrying
> your clothes with you under your arm?"
>
> "Oh, yes!" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can
> get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to
> go home!"
>
> Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried.
> "Do you always wear a condom when you run?"
>
> "Only when it's raining," he replied.
>
> work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend
> when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the
> driveway.
>
> "Oh My God! Hurry! Grab your clothes," she yelled to her
> lover, "and jump out the window. My husband's home early!"
>
> "I can't jump out the window!" came the strangled reply from
> beneath the sheets. "It's raining out there!"
>
> "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she
> replied. "He's got a very quick temper and a very large gun!
> The rain is the least of your problems!"
>
> So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and
> jumps out the window! As he began running down the street in the
> pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the
> middle of the town's annual marathon. So he started running
> along beside the others, about 300 of them. Being naked, with his
> clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to "blend in" as best
> he could. It wasn't that effective!
>
> After a little while, a small group of runners, who had been
> studying him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
>
> "Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.
>
> "Oh, yes!" he replied, gasping for air. "It feels so
> wonderfully free having the air blow over all your skin while you're
> running."
>
> Another runner moved alongside. "Do you always run carrying
> your clothes with you under your arm?"
>
> "Oh, yes!" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can
> get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to
> go home!"
>
> Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried.
> "Do you always wear a condom when you run?"
>
> "Only when it's raining," he replied.
>