Post by tia on Jul 10, 2007 18:52:09 GMT
Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight.
>
>She was from Quality Street , he was a Fisherman's Friend.
>
>On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, She
>had a Wine Gum.
>
>He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said.
>"I'm the one with the nuts," he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.
>
>They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury
>turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.
>
>It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her
>Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly
>and Tic Tacs.
>
>Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take
>a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was pleased as
>he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as she let out a
>scream of Turkish Delight.
>
>When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She
>wanted more, but he needed Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers
>looked very appetizing. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip
>and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!
>
>Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
>
>Sadly, 3 days later his Magnum lolly started to drip. It turned out Miss
>Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts.
>
>
>She was from Quality Street , he was a Fisherman's Friend.
>
>On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, She
>had a Wine Gum.
>
>He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said.
>"I'm the one with the nuts," he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.
>
>They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury
>turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.
>
>It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her
>Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly
>and Tic Tacs.
>
>Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take
>a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was pleased as
>he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as she let out a
>scream of Turkish Delight.
>
>When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She
>wanted more, but he needed Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers
>looked very appetizing. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip
>and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!
>
>Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
>
>Sadly, 3 days later his Magnum lolly started to drip. It turned out Miss
>Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts.
>
