Post by skylark on Jul 6, 2007 19:39:36 GMT
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird
>>>section
>>>and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem."
>>> >
>>>The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take
four
>>>of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere, " says Gerry.
>>> >
>>>The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box. Paddy and Gerry pay
for
>>>the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the
top
>>>of
>>>the Connor Pass.
>>> >
>>>At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000-foot drop and says,
>>>"Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the box,
puts
>>>one
>>>on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff.
>>> >
>>>Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to
the
>>>bottom, killing himself stone dead.
>>> >
>>>Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head
and
>>>says,
>>>
>>>"Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me!
>>> > !
>>> > THERE'S MORE. .
>>> >
>>> >
>>>Moments later, Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass.
>>> >
>>>He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff
>>>carrying
>>>
>>>another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other.
>>> >
>>>Hi, Paddy. Watch dis, " Seamus says. He takes a parrot from the box
and
>>>lets
>>>
>>>him fly free. He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with
the
>>>gun.
>>> >
>>>Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the
>>>parrot.
>>>Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom
and
>>>breaks every bone in his body.
>>> >
>>>Paddy shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat
parrotshooting
>>>either!"
>>> >
>>> > SORRY BUT IT IS NOT OVER YET
>>> >
>>> >
>>>Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean
>>>appears.
>>> He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box out
of
>>>which
>>>he pulls a chicken.
>>> >
>>>Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the
cliff
>>>and
>>>disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.
>>> >
>>>Once more Paddy shakes his head. "Fook dat,lads. First dere was Gerry
>>>with
>>>his budgiejumping, den Seamus parrotshooting. . . and now Sean and
his
>>>fook'n hengliding!"
Mossy
>>>section
>>>and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem."
>>> >
>>>The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take
four
>>>of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere, " says Gerry.
>>> >
>>>The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box. Paddy and Gerry pay
for
>>>the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the
top
>>>of
>>>the Connor Pass.
>>> >
>>>At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000-foot drop and says,
>>>"Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the box,
puts
>>>one
>>>on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff.
>>> >
>>>Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to
the
>>>bottom, killing himself stone dead.
>>> >
>>>Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head
and
>>>says,
>>>
>>>"Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me!
>>> > !
>>> > THERE'S MORE. .
>>> >
>>> >
>>>Moments later, Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass.
>>> >
>>>He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff
>>>carrying
>>>
>>>another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other.
>>> >
>>>Hi, Paddy. Watch dis, " Seamus says. He takes a parrot from the box
and
>>>lets
>>>
>>>him fly free. He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with
the
>>>gun.
>>> >
>>>Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the
>>>parrot.
>>>Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom
and
>>>breaks every bone in his body.
>>> >
>>>Paddy shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat
parrotshooting
>>>either!"
>>> >
>>> > SORRY BUT IT IS NOT OVER YET
>>> >
>>> >
>>>Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean
>>>appears.
>>> He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box out
of
>>>which
>>>he pulls a chicken.
>>> >
>>>Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the
cliff
>>>and
>>>disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.
>>> >
>>>Once more Paddy shakes his head. "Fook dat,lads. First dere was Gerry
>>>with
>>>his budgiejumping, den Seamus parrotshooting. . . and now Sean and
his
>>>fook'n hengliding!"
Mossy
