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Post by tia on Jun 26, 2007 20:48:02 GMT
Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Carolyn that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.
Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.
Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?"
Carolyn agreed and again they made love.
Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Carolyn's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die." She agreed,
Then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.
Barry, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up.
"Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?" His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Barry, I'm not being funny ...but I have to get up in the morning and you don't."
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Post by sarah on Jul 6, 2007 17:52:35 GMT
I like that one
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Post by maggie on Jul 6, 2007 20:50:32 GMT
;D Another good one!
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Post by Emma! on Jul 6, 2007 20:57:37 GMT
Very funny!
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Post by eskvalleystud on Jul 6, 2007 21:07:42 GMT
ha ha thats fab!!!
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Post by essendy on Jul 6, 2007 21:11:11 GMT
;D ;D ;D
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Post by watson on Jul 7, 2007 19:39:38 GMT
hee hee
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Post by Lavender on Jul 7, 2007 19:43:20 GMT
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