Tinkles!

[tia]

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a
> >> masked
> >> robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach.
> >> Luckily
> >> the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in
> >> because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy
> >> daughters and a healthy son.
> >>
> >> All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room
> >> in tears.
> >>
> >> "What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a tinkle and this
> >> bullet came out," replied the daughter.
> >>
> >> The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years
> >> ago.
> >>
> >> About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears.
> >> "Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet ! came out."
> >>
> >> Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened
> >> 16 years
> >> ago.
> >>
> >> A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay"
> >> said the
> >> Mom, "I know what happened You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came
> >> out."
> >>
> >> "No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog."
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