Post by tia on Jun 23, 2007 22:13:11 GMT
This one is PRICELESS! And should make you laugh!
> >
> > MASTERCARD wedding ..(You gotta love this guy)
> >
> >This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
> >University. It was in the local newspaper
> >and even Jay Leno mentioned it on his Tonight Show.
> >
> > It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests...
> >
> >
> >After the wedding at the reception the groom got up on stage with a
> >microphone to talk to the crowd.
> >
> >He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
> >distances, to support them at their wedding.
> >
> >He especially wanted to thank the bride's family and his family and to
> >thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
> >
> >As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone
>a
> >special gift just from him.
> >
> >So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding
>party,
> >was a manila envelope.
> >
> >He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
> >envelope.
> >
> >Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex
> >with the best man.
> >
> >The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
> >private detective to tail them.
> >
> >After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a
> >couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!"
> >
> >Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!"
> >
> >Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
> >
> >He had the marriage annulled first thing the next morning.
> >
> >
> >His revenge ... making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
> >guest wedding and
> >
> >reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's
> >reputations in front of 300
> >
> >friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church
>bells.
> >
> >
> >
> >Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of
> >this?
> >
> >Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
> >friends............$32,000.
> >
> >Wedding photographs commemorating the
> >occasion...............................$ 3,000.
> >
> >Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
> >Maui..................................$ 8,500.
> >
> >The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy
> >
> >of the bride humping the best
> >man....................................Priceless.
> >
> >There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
> >....MASTERCARD
> >
> >
> > MASTERCARD wedding ..(You gotta love this guy)
> >
> >This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
> >University. It was in the local newspaper
> >and even Jay Leno mentioned it on his Tonight Show.
> >
> > It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests...
> >
> >
> >After the wedding at the reception the groom got up on stage with a
> >microphone to talk to the crowd.
> >
> >He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
> >distances, to support them at their wedding.
> >
> >He especially wanted to thank the bride's family and his family and to
> >thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
> >
> >As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone
>a
> >special gift just from him.
> >
> >So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding
>party,
> >was a manila envelope.
> >
> >He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
> >envelope.
> >
> >Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex
> >with the best man.
> >
> >The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
> >private detective to tail them.
> >
> >After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a
> >couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!"
> >
> >Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!"
> >
> >Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
> >
> >He had the marriage annulled first thing the next morning.
> >
> >
> >His revenge ... making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
> >guest wedding and
> >
> >reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's
> >reputations in front of 300
> >
> >friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church
>bells.
> >
> >
> >
> >Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of
> >this?
> >
> >Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
> >friends............$32,000.
> >
> >Wedding photographs commemorating the
> >occasion...............................$ 3,000.
> >
> >Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
> >Maui..................................$ 8,500.
> >
> >The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy
> >
> >of the bride humping the best
> >man....................................Priceless.
> >
> >There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
> >....MASTERCARD
> >
