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Post by bluebelle on Jun 8, 2007 8:12:53 GMT
TAE A FART ;D
Oh whit a sleekit horrible beastie Lurks in yer belly efter the feastie Jist as ye sit doon among yer kin There sterts tae stir an enormous win' The neeps 'n' tatties 'n' mushy peas Stert workin' like a gentle breeze But soon the puddin' wi' the sauncie face Will hae ye blawin' a' ower the place Nae maiter whit the hell ye dae A'bodys gonnae hiv tae pay Even if ye try tae stifle It's like a bullet oot a rifle Hawd yer bum ticht tae the chair Tae try an' stop the leakin' air Shify yersel fae cheek tae cheek Prae tae God it disnae reek But aw yer efforts go assunder Oot it comes like a clap o' thunder Ricochets aroon the room Michty me a sonic boom God almichty it fairly reeks Hope a huvnae s**t ma breeks Tae the bog a better scurry Aw whit the hell, it's no ma worry A'body roon aboot me chokin Wan or twa are nearly bokin A'll feel better for a while Cannae help but raise a smile Wis him! A shout wi' accusin glower Alas too late, he's jist keeled ower Ye dirty bugger they shout and stare A dinnae feel welcome ony mair Where e'er ye be let yer wind gang free Sounds like jist the job fur me Whit a fuss at Rabbie's party Ower the sake o' wan wee farty!
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Post by Janekiln on Jun 8, 2007 9:25:35 GMT
lol thats hilarious
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Post by haltnotsquare on Jun 8, 2007 15:06:15 GMT
OMG that is brilliant!!!
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Post by Bedrockshetlands on Jun 8, 2007 15:20:42 GMT
Pure dead brilliant ;D
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Post by rhummy on Jun 8, 2007 15:23:21 GMT
Haha! That's brilliant!
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Post by Lavender on Jun 8, 2007 15:28:56 GMT
Is that Rabbie Burns I know, he said "Where e'er ye be let yer wind gang free", but have never heard the poem! Very good anyway
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raquellian
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Post by raquellian on Jun 14, 2007 14:03:21 GMT
That's fabby, anyone else got their Burns Certificate?
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Post by sarah on Jun 15, 2007 12:46:26 GMT
Very funny i really liked that
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