Post by skylark on Jun 4, 2007 21:49:26 GMT
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET BLONDE GENIES?
A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a
lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it
a rub.
Two blonde genies appear and they tell him he has been granted
three wishes.
The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.
The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion
surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of
them and begins to explore the house.
Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks
down and the floor is covered in $100 bills. Then, there's a knock at the
door. He answers it and standing there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux
Klan outfits.
They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over
a limb and hang him by the neck until he's dead.
As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods;>it's the two blonde genies.
One blonde genie says to the other one,"I can understand the first wish
having all>these beautiful women in big mansion to make love to. I can also understand
him
wanting to be a millionaire. But, why he wanted to be hung like a black man
is beyond me."
Mossy
A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a
lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it
a rub.
Two blonde genies appear and they tell him he has been granted
three wishes.
The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.
The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion
surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of
them and begins to explore the house.
Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks
down and the floor is covered in $100 bills. Then, there's a knock at the
door. He answers it and standing there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux
Klan outfits.
They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over
a limb and hang him by the neck until he's dead.
As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods;>it's the two blonde genies.
One blonde genie says to the other one,"I can understand the first wish
having all>these beautiful women in big mansion to make love to. I can also understand
him
wanting to be a millionaire. But, why he wanted to be hung like a black man
is beyond me."
Mossy
;D
