Post by poser on Jun 3, 2007 12:04:22 GMT
Once apon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the Winter.
However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard, almost frozen. A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end but the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to breathe he started to sing. Just then a large cat came by and hearing all the chirping investigated the sounds.
The cat cleared away the manure and found the chirping bird and promptly ate him.
The Moral of the Story:
1. Anyone who sh**s
on you is not nessasarily your enemy
2. Anyone who gets you out of the sh*t is not nessasarily your friend
3. And if your warm and happy in a pile of sh*t , keep your mouth shut
However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard, almost frozen. A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end but the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to breathe he started to sing. Just then a large cat came by and hearing all the chirping investigated the sounds.
The cat cleared away the manure and found the chirping bird and promptly ate him.
The Moral of the Story:
1. Anyone who sh**s
on you is not nessasarily your enemy 2. Anyone who gets you out of the sh*t
is not nessasarily your friend3. And if your warm and happy in a pile of sh*t
, keep your mouth shut