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May 29, 2007 18:11:10 GMT
Post by skylark on May 29, 2007 18:11:10 GMT
The Italian man says, "Last week my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes of ecstasy at the end." The Frenchman boasts, "Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter. We then made passionate love, and she screamed for fifteen minutes." The Maltese man says, "Well, last week my wife and I had sex, too. I rubbed her body all over with Nutella, we made love, and she screamed for over six hours." The Italian and Frenchman are stunned. They ask in unison, "What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for six hours?" The Maltese man replies, "I wiped my hands on the bedspread." Mossy
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donut
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May 30, 2007 6:56:24 GMT
Post by donut on May 30, 2007 6:56:24 GMT
;D ;D
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