Giving Up Wine

[crazyhorsess]

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'

'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me..

'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.

'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'

'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.

'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'

'Well, I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.'

The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'

I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what
happens to a woman after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.'

[mrp]

LOL When I saw the title I actually thought you were being serious and giving up wine

[crazyhorsess]

God no MrP, giving up the fags is bad enough, a girl woman person has got to have SOME fun ;D

[scaredycat]

Ha Ha, very, good, and soo true ;D

[margaret]

ENJOYED READING THAT.

[SusanK]

LOL but must say I thought the same as MRP at first. Thought you were going for the golden hallo award for 2010

[crazyhorsess]

Jan 23, 2010 21:32:27 GMT SusanK said:

Thought you were going for the golden hallo award for 2010

Will NEVER have one of those