Post by Muse on Oct 1, 2009 8:47:29 GMT
The Polite Way to Pee
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good
> > manners,asked her students the following question:
> >
> > 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
> > how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'
> >
> > Michael said, 'Just a minute, I have to go pee.'
> >
> > The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.'
> >
> > 'What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
> >
> > Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.
> > I'll be right back.'
> >
> > 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom
> > at the dinner table.'
> >
> > 'And you, little Eddie, can you use your brain for once and show us
> > your good manners?'
> >
> > 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have
> > to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to
> > introduce you to after dinner.'
> >
> > The teacher fainted....
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good
> > manners,asked her students the following question:
> >
> > 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
> > how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'
> >
> > Michael said, 'Just a minute, I have to go pee.'
> >
> > The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.'
> >
> > 'What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
> >
> > Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.
> > I'll be right back.'
> >
> > 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom
> > at the dinner table.'
> >
> > 'And you, little Eddie, can you use your brain for once and show us
> > your good manners?'
> >
> > 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have
> > to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to
> > introduce you to after dinner.'
> >
> > The teacher fainted....
