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Post by puddledub on Jul 10, 2009 22:31:03 GMT
It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell.
'Oh, come on in!' Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in.'Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink? Lemonade? Iced tea?'
'Iced tea, please,' Fred said. Mom brought the iced tea. 'So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?' she asked. 'Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop, maybe take a walk on the beach...'
'Peggy likes to screw, you know,' Mom informed him. 'Really?' Fred replied; eyebrows rose. 'Oh yes,' the mother continued. 'When she goes out with her Friends, that's all they do!'
'Is that so?' asked Fred, incredulous. 'Yes,' said the mother. 'As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!'
'Well, thanks for the tip!' Fred said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening. A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a picture wearing a pink blouse and a hoop skirt, and with her hair tied back in a bouncy ponytail. She greeted Fred.
'Have fun, kids!' the mother said as they left.
Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her.
'The Twist, Mom!' she angrily yelled to her mother in the kitchen. 'The f*cking dance is called the Twist!
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Post by Goldenwood on Jul 10, 2009 23:01:27 GMT
pmsl
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Post by hopeteam on Jul 12, 2009 10:31:15 GMT
hahahaha
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Post by avrose on Jul 12, 2009 17:19:45 GMT
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Post by SusanK on Jul 12, 2009 17:24:52 GMT
must be to inocent as totaly dont get it, can someone expaline please
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Post by Emsarr on Jul 20, 2009 22:15:18 GMT
must be to inocent as totaly dont get it, can someone expaline please Seriously EE?!
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Post by JenCraig on Jul 21, 2009 7:17:10 GMT
haha thats hilarious
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Post by joannewalsh on Jul 21, 2009 11:09:34 GMT
ha ha ha ha, thats so funny
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