Post by Vicky on Mar 15, 2009 20:33:34 GMT
The only thing that the Inland Revenue has not taxed yet is the male thingy.
This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in a hole and/or deep sh!t. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts!
HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2009, the thingy will now be taxed according to size:
The brackets are as follows:
10" - 12" Luxury Tax £ 300.00
8" - 10" Pole Tax £ 250.00
5" - 8" Privilege Tax £ 150.00
3" - 5" Nuisance Tax £ 30.00
Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains.
Anyone under 3" is eligible for a tax refund.
** PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION **
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