Post by eirewhisper on Jan 9, 2009 15:32:26 GMT
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him
> > and never say its not quite as good as his mothers
> >
> >
> > ..then buy a dog.
> >
> >
> > If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,
> > for as long and wherever you want ...
> >
> >
> > ..then buy a dog.
> >
> >
> > If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care
> > about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies
> >
> >
> > ..then buy a dog.
> >
> >
> > If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to
> > warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores
> >
> >
> > ..then buy a dog !
> >
> > If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care
> > if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if
> > every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves
> > you unconditionally, perpetually ..
> >
> >
> > ..then buy a dog.
> >
> >
> >
> > BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come
> > when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair
> > all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only
> > comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence
> > is solely to ensure his happiness .
BUY A CAT!!!!!!!
WELL LADIES BET YOU THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE GET MARRIED.
> > and never say its not quite as good as his mothers
> >
> >
> > ..then buy a dog.
> >
> >
> > If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,
> > for as long and wherever you want ...
> >
> >
> > ..then buy a dog.
> >
> >
> > If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care
> > about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies
> >
> >
> > ..then buy a dog.
> >
> >
> > If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to
> > warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores
> >
> >
> > ..then buy a dog !
> >
> > If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care
> > if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if
> > every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves
> > you unconditionally, perpetually ..
> >
> >
> > ..then buy a dog.
> >
> >
> >
> > BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come
> > when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair
> > all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only
> > comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence
> > is solely to ensure his happiness .
BUY A CAT!!!!!!!
WELL LADIES BET YOU THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE GET MARRIED.
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