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Post by haltnotsquare on Nov 21, 2008 9:40:33 GMT
Drop a heavy steel object on your foot. Don't pick it up straight away. Instead, shout, "Get Off, IDIOT! GET OFF!"
Leap out of a moving vehicle and practice "relaxing into the fall." Roll into a ball and spring lithely to your feet.
Learn to grab your cheque book and write out a £200 check without even looking down.
Jog long distances carrying a halter and a carrot. Go ahead and tell the neighbours what you are doing - they might as well know now.
Affix a pair of reins to a moving freight train and practice pulling to a halt. Smile as if you are having fun.
Hone your fibbing skills: "See, moving hay bales is FUN!" and, "No, really, I'm glad YOUR LUCKY PERFORMANCE and multi-million pound horse won the class. I am just thankful that MY HARD WORK and actual ability won me second place."
Practice dialling your chiropractor's number with both arms paralyzed to the shoulder and one foot anchoring the lead rope of a frisky horse.
Borrow the slogan: Be All That You Can Be - bitten, thrown, kicked, slimed, trampled, frozen . . .
Lie face down in a puddle of mud in your most expensive riding clothes and repeat to yourself, "This is a learning experience. This is a learning experience. This is . . ."
And the Number One Exercise to Become a Better Equestrian: Remember, its never the horse's fault...
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Post by pammy on Nov 21, 2008 17:41:14 GMT
;D ;D How true
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Post by puddledub on Nov 21, 2008 19:28:47 GMT
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Post by valerief on Dec 24, 2008 19:03:23 GMT
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Post by buttercup83 on Jan 6, 2009 10:21:06 GMT
All of them are so true!!!! Love the 6th one!!!
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Post by lyndab on Feb 11, 2009 21:32:55 GMT
Good one.
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Post by crazyhorsess on Feb 11, 2009 21:51:03 GMT
One I would add would be Learn how to lie (with a straight face) to H about how little it costs
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Post by pst on Feb 16, 2009 20:21:20 GMT
;D ;D That is sooo true xxx
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