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Post by Muse on Aug 27, 2009 13:44:59 GMT
Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker , it was After Eight.
She was from Quality Street ; he was a Fisherman's Friend.
On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar , he had a Rum and Butter and she had a Wine Gum.
He asked her name , 'Polo , I'm the one with the hole' she said.
'I'm the one with the nuts , ' he thought!
Then he touched her Milky Way.
They checked in to a hotel , and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.
It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and TicTacs.
Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies , so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.
When he pulled out , his fun size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more , but he needed Time Out , however , he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising. He did a Twirl , had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!
Unfortunately , 3 days later his Magnum lolly started to drip. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts.
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Post by Lavender on Aug 27, 2009 13:53:42 GMT
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Post by Nadem on Aug 29, 2009 15:53:40 GMT
ROFL XD!!!!!
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Post by Scootytooty on Sept 7, 2009 19:27:20 GMT
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Post by scaredycat on Sept 16, 2009 19:44:49 GMT
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by SusanK on Sept 16, 2009 20:16:52 GMT
and as your mother I am hoping that you dont understand a fraction of what you just read
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Post by Emsarr on Sept 17, 2009 9:43:54 GMT
LMAO!!! and as your mother I am hoping that you dont understand a fraction of what you just read I'm sure she doesn't
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Post by sian on Sept 17, 2009 9:56:56 GMT
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Post by SusanK on Sept 17, 2009 11:01:07 GMT
LMAO!!! and as your mother I am hoping that you dont understand a fraction of what you just read I'm sure she doesn't and neither should you kiddy winks
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Post by Muse on Sept 17, 2009 11:15:10 GMT
I bet they all do, and I bet they could teach us a few things!!!
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Post by SusanK on Sept 17, 2009 14:26:43 GMT
I bet they all do, and I bet they could teach us a few things!!! well I probably dont want to know that seeing as I am mum to one of them
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Post by Emsarr on Sept 18, 2009 13:26:00 GMT
don't you worry EE, RP is just pretending to know
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Post by Scootytooty on Sept 20, 2009 15:46:15 GMT
Yup sure am
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Post by Smokey on Sept 23, 2009 15:26:57 GMT
ROFL!
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jacx
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Post by jacx on Sept 27, 2009 10:47:38 GMT
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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